A visit to my wife's family yesterday inspired a great money making idea. My 15 year old neice, has a boyfriend. He seems nice enough, and everyone seems to like him. But he's a boy.
That is why I have now devised a plan to create a dating escort service. This is not to be confused with the typical escort services in which you pay a good looking person to "escort" you.
No, this is where you send someone to Chaperone (spy) on your children while they are out on a date.
Rates are as follows:
$20 hr - Watch from a distance
$30 hr - Walk with the couple
$40 hr - Sit or stand in between the couple
$50 hr - Try to break the couple up
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