How to Win a Game Show

I would like to go on a game show, but I'm pretty sure they will never pick me to be a contestant. You see, if I ever do end up on a game show, I would quit very early on. It would be pretty anti-climatic.

I would answer like the first two or three questions, you know the ones that are there to make sure that you are still alive:

QUESTION 1: Do you know your name?
Yes, its Jeremy
You've just won a hundred dollars!

QUESTION 2: For a $1,000 tell me, how many fingers do you have on each hand?
I know this one, its five.
You're up to one thousand dollars!

QUESTION 3: On the day you met your wife, what color was the dress was she wearing?
Uh...yeah, thanks for the thousand dollars...it's been really fun.