Sell Plasma

I am not suggesting that you sell your own blood, or other bodily fluids here. This site is all about "go big or go home," so I think the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time is to invest in Plasma TV stock.

Think about this. Here in America we like things to be bigger. We like TV. And the best part is like cars, these Plasma TV sets are actually made to break. No longer can you rely on your set to last well into your retirement years like our parents, and grandparents. Oh no, we like our Television sets to come with a 5 - 10 year shelf life. Just long enough to make it past the manufacturers warranty, but not long enough that the assembly line comes to a halt.

What happens when these Television sets break? Well that is the problem of the consumer. Let's face it, the way technology is working today in 5 - 10 years we'll be onto some other new device. So for now I say invest in companies that manufacture plasma TV sets. Just make sure you get out before the next thousand dollar TV set comes along driving the old outdated plasma screens down to the ridiculous price of a meager $100 bucks or so.

Don't think that will happen? Ask your parents and grandparents how much they bought their first VCR for, or what they spent back in the 70's for a movie camera.

One day, I look forward to buying a Wind powered, 3D Television set, I'm just not gonna get one when they first come out. I will be enjoying my nice old plasma screen TV that I purchased for a tenth of the price, with the stock I cashed in from my investment in Plasma. Thanks to all the consumers out their who are paying top dollar, to make others rich.

Disclaimer: I am not a financial analyst, and I take no responsibility for anyone else's investment in stock.

For the Birds - Get Rich Idea #436

I've already mentioned that my friend Zach and I sit around trying to figure out ways to get filthy rich...or at least moderately comfortable.

Anyways, one of our ideas was shot right out of the sky, by our wives. Now both of these women are wonderful, intelligent, and supportive spouses. However, when they heard we wanted to raise white homing pigeons, and rent them out for weddings, they presented a united front of opposition.

My pastor, from the church I grew up in raised these birds on the side, and made a pretty decent income. In fact, his business White Dove Release is now something of a small franchise.

However, as we started listening to our wives reasons for why this business was a bad idea, we began to see it might not be the million dollar dream we had hoped for.

For one, White Dove Release is in L.A. where there are a lot of people, and not a lot of hawks. We live in Small Town, Oregon, where there are a lot of hawks, but not a lot of people. Simply put, dead birds are bad for business.

The nail in the coffin was the fact neither Zach or I wanted to take care of birds, nor did we have a place to put them. All in all, it was good our wives stepped in before we put any money down. Thanks Holly.

Get Rich Quick 101

First of all, let me confess to you that I am poor. I lost about 98% of you.

If you are still reading this, it's because you are a hopeless optimist, living the same dream as me and my friend Zach.

Zach and I sit around and spend hours coming up with ideas for how we plan to make millions of dollars. We have had some good ones, and some not so great ones...but in it all, we have bonded.

Maybe you would like to be a part of that bond. That dream to one day be able to walk into our jobs, and say "you're not the boss of me!"